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Oh the joys of going for Dim Sum! Picture this, large Soho Chinese restaurant, lots of red and gold, lots of Chinese people but a fair smattering from other cultures too. The table is round, the noises are busy and bustling, and Chinese ladies, some old and some young, shuttle around the room, armed with dangerous looking trolleys full of delectable delights, or maybe not...

This was my second ever time of having this very Chinese experience. The first time hadn't been too much of a disaster. I'd looked aghast when teasing friends tried to convince me I was eating animal intestines at various points, but nothing had looked too much like a chickens foot. Better yet, nothing had been alive and wriggling, so on my second visit for dim sum I was feeling a little more confident.

jellyfish dish from http://flickr.com/photos/roland/ I launched into the yam balls with something approaching gusto, and the har gau, and the char siew bau (though I still feel a little weird eating sweet/savoury cake-type things - my English tastebuds just scream 'ooooh, not normal, not normal at all') It was when Richard spotted the jellyfish that I felt my heartbeat quicken slightly, and I wondered if having a Chinese boyfriend was such a good idea after all.

I mean, jellyfish. It's just not normal now, is it? Funny little fishy things with wobbly 'bodies' and stringy tentacles, and they sting for goodness sake - why would you want to put that in your mouth, let alone swallow? However, Richard had that look on his face. The one which means'well, I'd better make allowances for her English-ness, and pickiness...she'll *never* eat this!' Ever one to rise to a challenge, I helped myself to a mouthful.

It was cold. And kind of crunchy, which was weird. It looks like jelly. Off colour kind of anaemic jelly admittedly, but still I thought I might be okay. But then you taste it and it's another of those fooling flavours, being more savoury than sweet. I can't say that I was thrilled by the taste of it, and actually I was a little disturbed to see Richard gleefully tucking into masses of the stuff, but it was, yet again, another triumphant step for me into the wonderful world of Chinese food.

Incidentally, for those of you intrigued as to the outcome of my Chinese New Year meal with Chinese boyfriend's parents, I was actually ill with flu (no, really, I was!) so had to miss it! I didn't think it would be considered very lucky to turn up streaming and share my cold with everyone there. Nevertheless, I've been back since and coped beautifully with a delicious Chinese meal cooked by his mum (though at the haunting thought of getting more noodles in my lap than my mouth I chickened out of using the chopsticks and asked for a spoon!)

 
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Andy - Testing times Posted 11:07 on 8 May 2007
Yes, I know this experience well but this time it was chinese girlfriend introducing me to jellyfish in Hong Kong. There was also a plate of chickens feet present! I wondered if she was checking out my suitability for a chinese girl by seeing if I could eat these things. I ate the jellyfish (not exactly inspiring!)but had to pass on the chickens feet. In general though I could eat chinese food till it comes out of my ears.
Brenda - It is a good sign. Posted 11:47 on 8 May 2007
My British boyfriend tries whatever I introduce him to eat, even though chilli chicken feet which look weird to him but boneless chicken feet is one of my favourate food. Although he can't have a second piece, he is so sweet to try. It made me love him more.
CS Zeng - You gotta try Posted 16:52 on 10 July 2007
Jellyfish seems to be rather rare in the UK until now. My first experience was in HK and for a laugh, they call it rubber bands. Its kinda chewy, but not bad. I didn't actually believe it was jellyfish, because growing up in the West, the jellyfish is not a friendly creature. They sting! I had no idea they were edible.

Come now, it isn't so yuck. The English eat black pudding and the Scots love haggis. I've tried both and neither were bad.

Its a cultural thing.
Gono Filponuz - Jellyfish (Hetzuhde) Chinese Posted 8:16 on 23 October 2007
At a prestigious restaurant in Shanghai I was enjoying one of those gargantuan feasts around the plate Glass lazy suzan on our
dinner table, in the company of factory owners, ballarinas and stars of the Chinese opera. One food after another passed before me on the turntable, and among these were unparalleled delights I could never have expected.

Then came..the Hetzuhde..jellyfish.
This was the most revolting thing I have ever allowed into my mouth and I could not help trying it again and again to confirm that I was not insane and suffering from some form of sudden brain collapse affecting my taste organs..alas!..There was nothing wrong with me, This stuff is nasty!

It is my dream now to make a T-shirt which says in elegant chinese calligraphy "Some day, when I am very old and cannot taste anything, I shall once again try to eat Hetsuhde"

It is my dream to found an airline which travels coast to coast and serves its passengers a dinner of Hetzuhde and then collect videos of the people fleeing the plane in abject panic as it lands at its destination.

I am convinced that the Chinese now rise to prominence in the world because there is something powerful in their genetics which causes them to enjoy this fiercely disgusting food. We havn't got a chance against them!

I believe deeply that when the crucial moment arrives man's ultimate weapon against the Antichrist will be Hetzuhde.
Herb - um... Posted 15:44 on 24 August 2008
As a Chinese who grew up in Britain myself, I cannot stand eating chicken feet and jelly fish myself. I would never give the look to make my Czech girlfriend to eat anything weired.

And please Gono, diet has very little to do with genes. It is mostly to do with one's brought up. Read some basic anthropology books and you will find some useful info.
jellyfish - Chinese Posted 15:43 on 31 August 2008
Miss Yip Posted 13:07 on 24 November 2008
I'm a BBC and LOVE chickens feet and jellyfish!
My British boyfriend is great with trying it all and does also think that jellyfish is like rubber bands! But there's nothing else that compares to the texture of jellyfish, which is what it's all about really!
And chicken feet soup is the best! My bf tasted the boneless version in this horrible sweet chilli sauce and said it was like cold pasta!

I don't ever give him 'the look' though. I just challenge him a bit, he doesn't like to feel that he's not hardcore enough!

I don't think it has to do with where you're brought up, I've lived here all my life. You either like it or you don't... it's kinda like marmite!
Miss Yip Posted 13:08 on 24 November 2008
I just reread my post, and apologies for all the exclamation marks, I don't have ADHD, honest. I just get excited over jellyfish and chicken's feet.... !
Arella - Food Posted 4:07 on 23 December 2008
I'm Chinese and I grew up with a mother who cooks the traditional stuff and I never exactly knew what I was eating when I was young, so you would find me surprise eating into the first few bites of stuff then my mom telling me it was sea snail, liver, pig's brain, intestines, jelly fish, and such. I used to like chicken's feet, eating it without thinking much then I had a cousin who raised chickens. I visited him and saw the chickens fighting with each other in the chicken coup. I could see they smelled and had poop all over their feet and I could never eat chicken's feet again. I also stopped eating some Chinese food following my American habits, but to this day I still love to eat jellyfish only if it's seasoned right. :)
Ashley Posted 5:00 on 2 May 2009
I'm so glad I can relate! I just ate jellyfish the other day at my boyfriend's apartment. He had brought home some seafood salad with jellyfish and actually refused to tell me what it was at first. I personally love learning about his Chinese heritage and culture, but I thought eating jellyfish, along with things like pig intestines, would be pushing it too far. Fortunately, I did actually grow to like jellyfish, but I can't say it would be first on my plate anytime soon.
Howard - Chinese New Years Party Posted 15:48 on 9 February 2010
Im putting on a Chinese News Years party

We are based in Suffolk can you help I would like to purchase some jelly fish and some other unusal foods either from a shop or online

Regards

Howard
eoudia - jellyfish Posted 9:57 on 28 June 2010
i'm looking to where to buy jellyfish here in uk, really looking forward to cook jellyfish and introduce it to my 2 young kids as they turn too much of (sorry to said this)typical british kids who only eats nuggets and chips
even though they like occasional satay and axtail
please let me know where to buy jellyfish

regards

eoudia
jellyman - jellyfish Posted 22:21 on 7 July 2010
euradia email me at jedimafia@safe-mail.net and ill try n help your quest x
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