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Wednesday, 02 August 2006
richardQ. Do noodles really taste better with chopsticks?

A. Since taste is something like 70% smell, unless you have particularly filthy cutlery or have been using your chopsticks to clean the cat tray, the scientific answer has to be no.

However, imagine eating a Sunday roast with a clean garden spade.  Imagine the shape of it in your mouth, scraping the roast potato off with your teeth.  The texture.  It feels different, handles differently.  It probably wouldn't be your first choice.

I love the play of noodles with chopsticks, teasing them from their soupy sea, passing them into air, then up and over my lips.  Sucking up a tail, biting through a greedy mouthful.  With a fork, all the action happens in the water and by the time it's in your mouth, it's already over.  Plus, fishing for those last few strands is easier with chopsticks.

If you haven't yet learned how to use chopsticks, there's sufficient difference to make it worthwhile.  And anything tastes better when you've earned it.
 

Q. What do you do with the bits that have broken off in the packet?

A. Personally, I dump them. From a purely utilitarian standpoint, they are an acceptable loss.  With noodles, rate quality above quantity and in the absence of tragic events, these flotsam shoudn't make much difference to quantity anyhow.  Should you lean that way, they may make the soup a little wheatier.

To reduce the chances of collateral damage to individual packets, unless testing new varieties I tend to buy my noodles in cases, normally of 30.  These are readily available in Chinese supermarkets and will also save you some pennies than buying singly.  If I go with my brother we'll buy a different box each and swap half over (carefully).
 

Q. What's the best way to cook more than one packet at a time?

A. As with most kinds of one-person feeding, this method does not scale up easily.  For two packets, you can just about get away with the same method but the noodles must be removed from the heat slightly earlier before rinsing.  For guests, I'd actually be inclined to cook one packet at a time.
 

Q. What's the best way to turn a bowl of noodles into a fully fledged meal?

A. Leftovers warmed up while you're cooking work well and you cannot go wrong with a fried egg and a splash of soy sauce.  A friend recently introduced me to canned Monks' Vegetables, half a tin of which makes you feel full, healthy and benevolent.  Tastes a bit funky at first but if you like braised bamboo shoots, you're on the right track.

I guess it depends on your definition of a complete meal but in a certain mood, nothing goes better with a bowl of noodles than... another bowl of noodles.  Happy slurping, folks.
 
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tim - man, you eat a lot of instant Posted 23:13 on 17 August 2006
ok, i must admit that i lived off instant noodles as a student and faced many of the same noodle issues! one suggestion, if you're very picky, after boiling the noodles, get rid of the 'contaminated' water and add fresh boiling water before adding the condiment packs. nothing like fresh boiling water with a bowl of noodles!
richng - re: man, you eat a lot of inst Posted 11:15 on 13 September 2006
Hey Timbo,
I completely agree. Sounds like you don't need it but I've also posted my personal gong jae mein (packet noodles) cooking instructions here...

http://www.dimsum.co.uk/community/confessions-of-a-noodle-freak.html

Happy slurping!

tim wrote:
if you're very picky, after boiling the noodles, get rid of the 'contaminated' water and add fresh boiling water...
betty - My lunch Posted 14:26 on 18 August 2006
I am going to make my lunch after I submit this message. I pinched the following from the fridge this morning:
- 1 cake of noodle (plain one without complimentary MSG pack)
- 2 fresh spinach
- 2 seafood sticks,
- 3 fried tofu
I'm going to put them all in a big plactic bowl, pour boiled water from the kettle, put it in the microwave for 2-3 mins, add salt. That's all. Of course, the no mention of the MSG pack will put people off, but I enjoy it this way, yum yum. (BTW - it's Friday, no one's in the office).
maria_lo- noodle cakes r on me - chek this Posted 23:02 on 23 July 2007
alrite peops..get ready to be amazed, stunned, shocked even disgusted?

so broken or not broken dont matter infact intact is not so much fun, in quaters is the best a mix to allow chopstix usage aswell as spoon and slurpage for the loose bits!!
i actually used to crush the whole packet till it was like a jook porridge type thing! buff!

now the best bit..add cheese!!! hmmm!! im not an obese fatty bum its just yum! east meets west m8! or east meets freak>?

ps i am a coriander freak and i use it oretty much like a veg n not a herb so plenty of that too in it!

try a coriander and cheese sandwich! or toasted/fresh on a cracker! all gravy!


seriously buff! i am the ramen noodle mascot! the noodles cakes are on me! as sed like the milky bar kid !

Maria x
chinaman - maria Posted 4:49 on 1 September 2007
i know you put the disclaimer on there. but after reading your "advice", i feel like i have to slap you :P

i agree with the cheese tho.
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