This is funny; A Lawyer and A Chinese

pensggs · Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 361

A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over them, easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tires to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500, he says.

This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?'

The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.?

Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He aks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends emails to all his smart friends. All to no avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him £500.

The Chinese pockets the £500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.

PS A little knowledge is dangerous!!!!!!!!!

moosh · Joined: 20 May 2009 Posts: 3

very funny. i like.

christopher · Joined: 26 May 2009 Posts: 1

lol that's to hilarious........ Laughing

good job
christopher
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zombiehellmonkey · Joined: 27 Sep 2008 Posts: 195

nancy · Joined: 09 Oct 2009 Posts: 48

It is really funny. Laughing

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nancy · Joined: 09 Oct 2009 Posts: 48

It is something really very funny. I m looking forward to few more interesting posts.

pensggs · Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 361

Anyone out there with the skill to draw caricatures ?

The defendants & claimants are 'pit bull terriers'

The lawyers are the 'dog handlers'

The employers of the lawyers are 'the betting element'

Once the pit is set for the pit bull terriers, the dog handlers called the tunes.

This is more so when any of the defendents or the cliamants are not spending their own monies, e.g. in the case of public listed companies, not answerable to their shareholders; and where the officers of these will continue to pocket their bonus regardless of their incompetence of their dog handlers.

Wonder whether any CEO's out there do look at their cost of their 'dog handlers'.

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