does anyone oriental have chest hair?

chiwai · Joined: 25 Oct 2005 Posts: 14

male obviously tho female would be even more interesting
im 21 now i got enough facial hair to be going on with but...
amongst other things (like something other than this with which to fill my time ie a job) i want chest hair

so i wrote this

i want chest hair
i want chest hair
to be hirsuit
is my pirsuit

the girls they all like the feel
of my sexy toned abs of steel
but i reckon theyre kinda bare
so i want manly chest hair

now i drink my vodka neat
some cranberry would be so sweet
but for the hair i wanna grow
when they say mixer? i say no!

i want chest hair
i want chest hair
to be hirsuit
is my pirsuit

the doctor says its testosterone
specifically i aint got none
my dad says i look like a girl
my mates say give us a twirl

my dad says work in restaurant
but thats not what i really want
dont wanna serve out the beer
i wanna grow more chest hair

they say that i should get a job
but i am such a lazy slob
employers none too impressed
cos all i want is a hairy chest
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kin · Joined: 26 Oct 2005 Posts: 7

I've no idea if this works but this is an ancient chinese remedy that will help you grow more hair in the chest area.

Ingredients:
Lots of flies.
Electronic fly swatter (obviously they didn't have one of these thousands of years ago but its easier and its really cool when you hear the electric sparks when you've caught a fly especially when you vaporise a tiny fly)

Method:
Catch about 20 flies with the electronic fly swatter. Crush the dead flies in the palm of your hand into a thick paste and rub the paste into the chest and leave for a few days. Repeat treatment until you see some improvement.

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