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Fruityboy



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Edwina Lee"][quote="Fruityboy"]
Edwina Lee wrote:


Siu Mai will be at your throat to report you to the CRC for promoting racial superiority ideas. Shocked


It's true though. How many white people make the 100 meters finals in the Olympics or any athletics meet.
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Fruityboy



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Edwina Lee"][quote="Fruityboy"]
Edwina Lee wrote:


Siu Mai will be at your throat to report you to the CRC for promoting racial superiority ideas. Shocked


It's true though. How many white people make the 100 meters finals in the Olympics or any athletics meet.
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siu mai



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol Edwina, how did you guess!!! Razz

Do u know how you can tell if someone will age very quickly? At the outer corner of the eye, most people develop crow's feet and looks like the following pic


but according to the pic above, you can have botox and end up like this



if you are on the train or the bus, check out the persons corner of their eye and if they have crows feet, they will look well old compared to you. e.g. you are 50 years old and look about 40ish and they are 50..but look 70 lmfao, if you don't already have crows feet :p
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ive read Haemorrhoid Cream works just as well, you just got to have the nerve to put it on. I expect you use a new tube though and not steal your rich, elderly (Caucasian) partners supply.
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Edwina Lee
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chunxueping wrote:
Ive read Haemorrhoid Cream works just as well, you just got to have the nerve to put it on. I expect you use a new tube though and not steal your rich, elderly (Caucasian) partners supply.


The only haemorhoid cream I know of is Hydro Cortisone which is a Steroid. My GP described it as a powerful drug.

News often talk about side effects of steroids, especially that of extreme violence.
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ex-VAG



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fruityboy wrote:

It's true though. How many white people make the 100 meters finals in the Olympics or any athletics meet.


Alan Wells, quite a few years back though!

Edwina Lee wrote:

The only haemorhoid cream I know of is Hydro Cortisone which is a Steroid. My GP described it as a powerful drug.

News often talk about side effects of steroids, especially that of extreme violence.


And not to forget appendage shrinkage!! Shocked
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siu mai



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lolll! how the hell did we start talking about haemorroid cream LMFAO! this is funnair Razz
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ex-VAG



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No preparation H in your medicine cabinet then? Laughing Laughing
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siu mai



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shtup ex-vag llollll Rolling Eyes Razz

I'll just stick to concealer or something if that ever happens..if I am rich enough, I'll have botox injections and get a stiff face lol
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ex-VAG wrote:
No preparation H in your medicine cabinet then? Laughing Laughing


There is. But when I start using t, I can't guarantee what I might not do to you Twisted Evil
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ex-VAG



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooh promises promises......
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