I have a Magnet in my Pocket

kang dàyé · Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:34 pm Post subject: I have a Magnet in my Pocket

I have a magnet in my pocket:

I have moaned before about my telephone, it only rings when someone wants my skills or expertise. No one calls to see if I am still living or to find out miscellaneous things about my welfare.

When my track to the house froxe into a deadly river of ice, if I fell during the night coming home, the only person liable to find my frozen dead arse in the morning was the horse master.

With Tax deadlines now approaching the ph0ne is ring furiously again with Problems looking for a home!

Last week a fellow called with a tax bill of £11,000 and the prospect of distraint and bankruptcy. I turned that into No distraint, no bankruptcy, and a £6000 rebate! and him from a quivering mass of jelly into a happy bunny!

What did he say to me? Quote "Thanks!" unquote. Distant relative what else did I expect, Payment!!!!!! Naw!!!!

I am going to stop answering the ph0ne to relatives!

Now I am in business.

Any unhappy bunnies out there?

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pensggs · Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 333

The night is long; as I am suffering from jet lag.

The bunnies I have seen had always looked lively, happy and hopping about with their friends or peers.

Loneliness and unhappiness is a matter of the mind just as happiness and joy.

The wheel of life moves on regardless of anyone. The stage is there, and you can choose the part you wished to play - the clown, the victim, the victor; and any other roles.

The directors and the financiers or the owners of the stage can dictate the roles they wished to be displayed on their stage. YOU RETAIN THE RIGHT TO WALK OFF ANY STAGE.

Accidents happen regardless of how careful you are.

During the first bout of freezing weather, I was extremely careful walking to my car. I was aware of the icy condition in the car park, so I took each step with extreme care. Nevertheless, I slipped full frontal. So I drove to the diy and picked up ten bags of grit and borrowed a friend's 4*4; and gathered all help I could get; to help to scatter the grit. The car park became reasonably cleared of icy danger spots.

During my three weeks trip aboard, when I removed myself away from my daily norm, I had time to discover the method by which the past feng shui masters and fortune tellers; used to inform me that if I wanted an 'ideal marriage'; I should have married later in life. I looked at the chart and from that chart; I found out that I had married at the worst part of my life cycle to guarantee a 'less than ideal marriage'.

My analysis; if I had lived my life by the decree or calculations of our ancient masters of the feng shui arts and the fortune tellers, then I would be 'too old' to have any children. I would not have my two children; and enjoyed the joy and heartache of raising them; nor the pride of seeing their success.

Yes, old Kang, I do carry a magnet. The magnet is within me; not in my pocket. My magnet stopped most of my watches and attract opposites to me.

If the dangerous paths whether glazed with ice; trapped with time-bombs; grounded dowm with age; filled with ghosts; burdened with care or laden with chains; it is still the path we are born to take. I can choose running away but I could not out-run my own shadow. Or I can choose to tread each path with my best intentions and ability; and enjoy the challenge of each pitfalls.

I choose the latter. My best years are ahead of me; for each step will take me to 'THE SUMMIT THAT MINE TO TAKE'.

Have a HAPPY YEAR OF THE TIGER. Ride the beast well or became the meat for the beast.

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