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joybetluck



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:09 am    Post subject: Chinese New Year 7th Feb 2008- Horoscope Reply with quote
I am going to have a good year!Smile
Anyone got bad year coming up?

Free 2008 Chinese Horoscope and Zodiac Prediction
http://www.free-zodiac-horoscope.com

Got a good reading here too!Smile
Feng shui Year of Yang Earth Rat
http://www.fengshuiweb.co.uk/advice/chineseanimalpredictions2008.htm

Overview of 2008
http://chinese.astrology.com/
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Im Rooster.

If I believe horrorscope I make lots of money this year but everyone plot against me, love life be horrible, I fall off high heels and have miscarriage and health be awful. If I travel I get plane crash after being stabbed. Yet horrorscope begin by saying this is gonna be a great year for me. Why?

I think I go back to bed....
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joybetluck



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Our lot is not to ask why but to do what we are told!Laughing
You have obviously not done what you've been told.
It is still not too late, as there is still some pig year left.

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.
Epicurus Rolling Eyes
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
But I not do anything, this year Mahma dies, I spend most of this year in hospital, take expensive drugs to make me sick or have liquid diet, my money I might as well flush down toilet.

Why Horrorscope wish me bad luck? Year not even start and people curse me.

Screw this, things can not get any worse than Pig Year. Im gonna kill next rat thing I see.
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joybetluck



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I see what you mean. Your is truly a horrorscope. I would ask for my money back. Evil or Very Mad
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, it is something to look forward to.

Money prospects are excellent but my enemies will tempt me into a lesbian relationship, if I get pregnant by some means, I should have a caesarian provided I dont fall off my heels first and have miscarriage provided I dont get stabbed or have plane crash.

Never like rat years, or pig years or chickens or anything to do with animals.....

I stay in bed.
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ex-VAG



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
F*cking hell chunxueping sounds like a rough year for you! Sad will a hug make it any better for the year end?

Though, if you're staying in bed.....you might need some company Wink .................
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T5unamie



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I feel really bad now. Looks like I am going to be quiet lucky this year. Just need to tred carefully where my love life is concerned and I am golden.
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What chance I got now?

Anybody associate with me risk their own life and health. At least not needing contraception as Im gonna have miscarriage or get stabbed.
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T5unamie



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol chunxueping, you will be fine.

If you were serious about coming to London. I am more than happy to take you out for dinner.
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chunxueping



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good God, Ive pulled!

I play this cool...... I play this cool......

Yippeee!!!

I get me coat....
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sandmanching



Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
oh crappity crap crap crap...not good for snakes either...in fact even when they predict a good year, it still turned out crappy...ill health, no job, everyone hates me...nothing new...looks like l gave up smoking for nothing!...not that l believe in such nonsense...ahem...
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viv



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Well, if you guys are up for some funny HORRORscopes, check out Retox Magazine. You'll be in stitches! LOL

http://www.retoxmagazine.com/horrorscopes-october.html

Laughing Laughing [/url]
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