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pensggs
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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:40 am Post subject: Life's Balance Sheet |
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For perusal
BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
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> Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
> Our Death is our Closing Balance!
> Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
> Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
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> Heart is our Current Asset
> Soul is our Fixed Asset
> Brain is our Fixed Deposit
> Thinking is our Current Account
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> Achievements are our Capital
> Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
> Friends are our General Reserves
> Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
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> Patience is our Interest Earned
> Love is our Dividend
> Children are our Bonus Issues
> Education is Brands / Patents
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> Knowledge is our Investment
> Experience is our Premium Account
> The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
> The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
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> Some very Good and Very bad things ...
> The most destructive habit......Worry
> The greatest Joy......... ......Giving
> The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect
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> The most satisfying work........Helping others
> The ugliest personality trait.......Selfishness
> The most endangered species.......Dedicated leaders
> Our greatest natural resource.... ....Our youth
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> The greatest 'shot in the arm'....Encouragement
> The greatest problem to overcome...Fear
> The most effective sleeping pill...Peace of mind
> The most crippling failure disease ........Excuses
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> The most powerful force in life.............Love
> The most dangerous act....... ............A gossip
> The world's most incredible computer.... .The brain
> The worst thing to be without..... ....... Hope
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> The deadliest weapon...... ..............The tongue
> The two most power-filled words............ 'I Can'
> The greatest asset....... ........ ...........Faith
> The most worthless emotion.... ..........Self- pity
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> The most beautiful attire...... .........SMILE!
> The most prized possession.. ...........Integrity
> The most powerful channelof communication....Prayer
> The most contagious spirit.........Enthusiasm
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> Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
> Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
> Love ends; when you stop Caring,
> And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!
If only 'All of Us Know what and how to Count'. A Balance is achieved when the the sum of one person equals the sum of the other party.
So there's the formula for the 'Accountancy of Life' |
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Fruityboy
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| Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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Send to 10 friends within 24 hours to recieve something good.
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porkscratchings
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| Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Fruityboy wrote: | | Send to 10 friends within 24 hours to recieve something good. |
U spoke my mind.
This looks like the spam that get in my mailbox every day. |
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zombiehellmonkey
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| Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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does someone get paid to write this stuff?
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pensggs
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:07 pm Post subject: Spam |
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A can of well known pork luncheon meat and ham, which sustained a great number of people during the world wars.
What a sad lot of people who are so spoilt that they do not know a good 'SPAM' from the 'SPAM of their time'.
A tin of spam is a good stand-by at times when you do not have to rush to your local takeaway for the MSG loaded meal. |
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Edwina Lee
Joined: 06 Oct 2006
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Location: High Wycombe, UK
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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This is a nice tin of Spam pensggs 
It shows you have very a strong will to do your best to leave your mark in humanity. |
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kang dàyé
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
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Location: swimming a warm golden river of words
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Edwina Lee wrote: | This is a nice tin of Spam pensggs
It shows you have very a strong will to do your best to leave your mark in humanity. |
Dui dui, i gotta agree with you edwina, never mind the xiao ren pensggs, they got nothing going for them ands not much more coming to them. |
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pensggs
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:34 am Post subject: Just dimsum |
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Thanks Edwina & Kang Daye 'Ni Hao'
As this little tin of 'Spam' came to me from people who had made 'waves' in their life. So these little 'siao ren' are water off a ducks' back. These persons have left their mark whereever they are in the world, (covering Australia, UK and Far East) so their little 'Spam' they send me are always worth partaking.
Unfortunately, due to my busy lifestyle, I have yet to find time to learn the skill to transfer their little 'titbits' to Dimsum.
In the spirit of this site, we partake our dimsum in a social environment, a open environment with equal rights. We might not agree with our fellow diners but they have the same right to partake too.
So whether they are fruity, undead or scraps of pork fat, there is a place for all taste.
A Recipe for 'Spicy Porkscratching Chutney'
- A slab of pork fat (1 kilo)
- Tamarind (4 oz)
- Onions or Shallots (2 standard size or 10 shallots)
- Fresh Chillies ( as hot as you like)
- Salt and Sugar to taste
Method
Cube pork fat into half in cubes
Put into pan
Reduce pork fat into scratchings
Separate Fat from Oil
(Cool down oil and use as lard)
Put the scratchings aside
Skin the onions or shallots and sliced thinly
Soak tamarind in tepid water ( 2 cups)
Sliced chillies thinly.
Heat up a pan
Use a spoonful of the pork lard, melt in pan and heat up.
Put sliced onions or shallots into pan, soften
Put in all pork scratchings
Put in tamarind juice ( without the pulp)
Put in the sliced chillies
Put in salt and sugar to taste
Reduce until no liquid remains.
This chutney is great with rice. Not necessary healthy but very tasty.
It is fruity and made good use of porkscratchings and even zombies will be waken up. Enjoy |
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zombiehellmonkey
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Sorry to interrupt the celebrations, and I know that I shouldn't question the higher authorities, but can someone explain what this means?
| pensggs wrote: |
> Education is Brands / Patents
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pensggs
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:43 am Post subject: correction of recipe |
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- Cut pork fat into half inch cubes
and branding is not required for this recipe.
???? A trick or ?????? A treat
Well, only the people with an open mind will find out!!!     |
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zombiehellmonkey
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:12 pm Post subject: Re: correction of recipe |
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| pensggs wrote: | | Well, only the people with an open mind will find out!!! |
How old are you again?
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pensggs
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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The already dead, is ageless
The undead is ageless
The brain dead is ageless
The infantile has no age.
The fully alive is ageless
The measurement of extremes.
Sorry, zombie, witchcraft cannot bring you alive if you choose to live in the world of the 'living dead'.
The answer to your question is 'The age I am is the age I choose to be. I have decided to come down to your age to communicate to you.' |
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zombiehellmonkey
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| Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| pensggs wrote: | The already dead, is ageless
The undead is ageless
The brain dead is ageless
The infantile has no age.
The fully alive is ageless
The measurement of extremes.
Sorry, zombie, witchcraft cannot bring you alive if you choose to live in the world of the 'living dead'.
The answer to your question is 'The age I am is the age I choose to be. I have decided to come down to your age to communicate to you.' |
ummm... o k a y...
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nancy
Joined: 09 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| This balance sheet more interesting than the one where one see huge profits. It is really an interesting post. Looking forward to read more catchy posts like this. |
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pensggs
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| Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:12 pm Post subject: Hi |
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I have been hibernating due to a bad bout of a virus named 'Zombie' sending out a lot of 'Spam' in my name.
Ah, that is part and parcel of reconciling the balance sheet of life.
Apologise, ZHM, the virus are real; but my 'wicked' sense of humour could not resist this little 'pun'. |
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