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Let’s get one thing clear. For everyone chasing the old Suzie Wong let me just tell you straight. The old Suzie Wong don’t live here anymore. She hasn’t lived around these parts for a long time. She left a long time ago in her tatty red sedan and her satin Cinderella slippers. Prince Charming came to rescue her and they lived happily ever after. They took down their bamboo shutters and headed out down the old Silk Road trailing their pots and pans behind them. The End.
At least that’s how the story goes. However if you carried on reading right to the end you would have reached the epilogue. And then you would have realised that there was a sequel to the story; a sequel where a new heroine emerges, one who changed out of her cheongsam a long time ago, ditching her Chinese slippers for Kenneth Cole heels and swapping her white powder-puff for a rosy-tinted blusher from Bobby Brown.
Ladies and gentlemen – meet the new Twenty First Century Suzy Wong, Eastern Girl in a Western World and her plans to Take Over the World.
And this is where I come in – because I’m the new Suzie Wong; a Chinese girl born in a western world; a girl who loves to watch Sex and the City as much as she does reading Buddhist scriptures, composing classical love poetry or cooking a Sunday Roast.
I’m the new Suzie Wong, bringing my own kind of eastern chic to the city, and quite simply my rules are that there are no rules. I was born on this Emerald Isle and grew up in a small town; I’ve travelled the world from the Americas to Asia and have found that I fit right into the hustle and bustle of London.
The old China still lives somewhere in a remote past but the new China lives in my blood. I can go out and party with the Eurotrash crowd, watch an arty movie at the Curzon, go for a gossip and dimsum with friends or chat to my father about Buddhist philosophy. The old Suzie would never have survived in this day and age. Which is just as well 'cos there’s a new girl in town.
So for anyone coming round knocking on my door and expecting to see the old has-been Suzie I’ll tell you all to wake up and smell the fragrant jasmine tea. This little oriental beauty is not going to wait demurely for her Prince Charming or Fairy Godmother. Life my dears, pays out what you put in it (give or take a few Joker cards but that I suppose is the thrill of it all and even they throw me every now and then).
But first let me introduce you to your new resident columnist. You may be acquainted with the film Being John Malkovich. Well here is an insight into the head of Little Miss Suzie Wong.
Suzie Wong does not:
- Believe in boundaries or rules. She does not believe in moderation or self- suppression or yes and no/black and white situations, because life is too complicated to fit into small little boxes.
- Listen or behave to stereotype. The old Suzie died a long time ago. May her soul rest in peace whilst mine rips up the rulebook.
- Smile and agree with everything you say and hope that the world will be nice to her if she just keeps her head down and doesn’t offend anybody.
- Live in the kitchen picking up after her man and make him breakfast lunch and dinner (and if she does it’s because she wants to and not because it’s expected of her).
- Behave or act like anyone you know. You may think you know Suzie but you don’t. That’s because she doesn’t even know herself. But she’s having a lot of fun finding out along the way.
Suzie Wong does
- Have an opinion and isn’t afraid to let you know about it
- Like to tell it to you straight but always in a gracious and sweet manner.
- Believe in acting like a lady and can take anything you hurl at her because she knows she is secretly made of reinforced steel and can deal with it.
- Knows that in today’s climate, coming from one cultural background whilst living in another is absolutely de rigueur and to be anything else well it’s simply old-fashioned darling.
The best of both worlds? I’d like to think so. Welcome to my world, the world of Twenty-First Century Girl – the new Suzie Wong.
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